Nine Way to Piss Off Your Parents

1. Replace their mouthwash with Windex.
2. Tell them your gay.
3. Hide womens' phone numbers in your dad's pant pockets.
4. Change the time on all the clocks in the house so they are late for work.
5. Tell a police officer that your parents grow marijuana in their basement.
6. Demagnetize their ATM cards.
7. Replace your parents instant coffee with the ashes of your dead grandparents.
8. Shave your cat to look like the lion king.
9. Fill their toothpaste tube with plumbers' caulk.