Wouldn't it cool if there was an easy way to toy with your roomates without them knowing how it happened or that you were the culprit? Well, consider this your lucky day! All you need is a roll of Lifesavers candy, access to the victim's shower and possibly a pipe wrench.

Unscrew the shower head and insert the unwrapped roll into the hole of the pipe (some shower pipes are too small for the brand-new Lifesavers, so just suck on the little fuckers until they fit). Screw the head back on nice and tight, then turn the water on to make sure it works. If the Lifesavers are lined up correctly, the sugar-laden water should be able to get through the middle with a decent amount of pressure.

While showering, the clueless bather should not be able to detect any foul play. Once the sugar water dries on their skin and hair is when they begin to realize something is very wrong. They may even take another shower to try to get rid of the mystirious, icky-sticky feelings!

Warning -- Don't try this trick on hippies, it would just be a waste of time and candy. Hippies don't take shower, and besides, they are used to being all sticky. Kill them with rat poison instead.

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